Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login

“Aww, he’s so adorable, thanks guys!” You smiled at your new Hetaloid.

Your new Canadian Hetaloid to be exact and quite frankly, you couldn’t be happier.

He had wavy Blondish-brown hair that had a curl that was stubbornly sticking out which look so freaking adorable on him.

“Uhh… what?” (Friend 1) stood next to you and raised their brow at the box.

“What do you mean what, (Friend 1)?” You asked turning towards them with a raised brow of your own.

“You feeling okay (Name)?” (Friend 2) asked this as they came up next to you and felt your forehead checking for a fever. You felt your brow twitch at their behavior and swatted (Friend 2’s) hand away and huffed loudly.

“I’m feeling perfectly fine, what the hell’s up with you two?” You were confused as your two best friends looked at each other weirdly.

“Then you would’ve noticed there was nothing in the giant ass box right?” (Friend 1) asked this pointing towards the box which clearly had your new Hetaloid in it.

“You dumbasses, my Hetaloid’s in there!” You bopped both of them on the head as you walked over towards the box which did contain you’re new android and ripped an envelope that was labeled ‘instructions’ and ripped it open to pull out a small black booklet.

You started to skim the booklet and saw the answer to your question as you closed the booklet.

“Here guys, read this.” You then threw the booklet which hit (Friend 2) in the face as they yelped and fell to the ground making you smirk in triumph.

You’re two friends sat on the floor and started to read the small black booklet as well.
“Ohhh… so that’s why we can’t see him right now.” (Friend 1) jumped up from the floor and stared intently at the giant crate.

“What the fuck are you doing (Friend 1)?” You tilted your head to the side looking at your friend at the moment.

“Trying to see Canadia!!” You groaned and rubbed your temples lightly feeling a headache coming on.

“Oh shit!” You and (Friend 1) looked at (Friend 2) who was grabbing her stuff frantically.

“What’s wrong (Friend 2)?” You asked as they continued to run around and grab stuff.

“My dad’s been here for the past twenty minutes and said if (Friend 1) and I don’t get down there, he’s leaving us.” (Friend 1) gasped and started running around getting their stuff too.

“Alright, well thanks so much for the present guys!” You pulled them both into a giant hug squeezing them tightly and they returned it.

“Remember to call, skype or whatever every week okay?” (Friend 1) told you as you laughed and nodded giving them one last hug.

“Make sure that the Canadian takes care of you in the big city (Name)!” (Friend 2) hugged you tightly as you laughed at their request but nodded anyways.

They quickly made their way out of the apartment as the door slammed shut leaving you alone with your new Hetaloid which you still needed to wake up. You gently grabbed your Hetaloid’s shoulders and pulled your vertically challenged self up to his ear as you sighed and remembered the directions.

“Hi Canada, would you please wake up, I can make you some nice hot pancakes.” You said this gently into the shy Hetaloids ear as you felt his arms wrap themselves around your plump waist pulling you closer to him as he buried his face into the crook of your neck.

You felt a blush make its way onto your face as Canada pulled you even closer as he mumbled something against your now hot neck.

“W-what did you say?” He pulled his face up and smiled warmly at you as you looked into his beautiful blue eyes.

“I-I said I-I’m Matthew, w-whats your name?” He said this timidly as you smiled at his shyness which was adorable.

“I’m (Name), you’re new owner.” Matthew smiled at you and pulled you into another hug as you wrapped your own arms around the shy Hetaloid and smiled.

“S-so (Name), a-about those p-pancakes?” You laughed at his question and nodded at him.
“Of course, I can go start on them right now.”

As you turned to walk towards the kitchen, you tripped over something that was sticking out of the crate and started to fall towards the floor as you reached for the nearest thing which was Matthew.

“Ouch... are you okay Matthew, I’m sorry about pulling you down with me.” You looked up to find the shy Hetaloid on top of you with both of his hands on either side of your head and him straddling your plump waist.

He had a clear blush on his face as you blushed as well looking at the position you two were in.

“I-I’m s-sorry (Name).” Matthew looked away quickly as his blush got deeper as you chuckled.

“It’s not your fault Matthew; I’m too clumsy for my own good.” You giggled again as you reached up and patted Matthew’s soft blonde hair and as you pulled your hand back your (bracelet or ring) got caught on the stubborn curl on his head making you accidently tug on it.

You were suddenly pinned to the ground more roughly as Matthew grabbed your hands and pinned them to the top of your head as you struggled a bit wondering what the hell happened to him.

He started to kiss his way down your neck and collar bone occasionally nipping and sometimes biting at your skin making you gasp and moan at the sensations.

“You shouldn’t have touched the curl amour.” He said this in between kisses as you felt his hands make their way up and down your soft sides.

‘Note to self…never touch that damn curl again…..ever…’
~Yaaaay!!! Canadian Hetaloid Time!!!! :D

Hope you guys are enjoying the series so far!! X3

Link to pick another Hetaloid Hunk!!! ;)


Story (c) :iconbonkers-4-hatter:

You (c) :iconsexycanadaplz:

Image from:
Add a Comment:
Hidaniscute17 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
my 2p would definitely pull it again me on the other hand it would only be accidental I love Canada as his usual sweet as maple syurp self with that whole quite/shyness to cute *hugs Canada*

2p: dang it why can't I pull it England's 2p isn't around to bake cupcakes with and im bored.

me: no just no I don't want a repeat of the last time *shivers* how can someone so adorable have such a france likeness to him. I know he was raised by him but come on.
Ask-Venice-Pony Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2015
((LEsson learned: always read the instruction manual first!))
CandyStine Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fangirls be like: IM TOUCHIN IT AGAIN!
Me as my own fangirl: Nope.Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. Never again!
MexicanSenpai Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015
Na hell na, note to self: touch the curl again >///>
rina1999 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
Canada:you shouldn't have touched my curl
......actually the bracelet pulled it in the story but god dammit.
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Me: ...dat curl...
Canada: Eh?
Me: dat curl.
Canada: What?
Canada: Oh no-
Me: DAT MOTHERFLUFFING CURL!!! *tugs the curl*
Canada: *faints*
Me: Ooops...
giantstorylover Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015
I'd touch his curl again ^v^
XxIsumeNasumokoxX Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
Me: hehe
Canada:.. S-sakura..?
Me: Lemme touch dat curl there?
Canada: W-what n-no!
Me: *Reaches for it* I wanna see what it does!

IN my head I be like : So You say dun pull curl?! It makes me wanna pull it more!
Hetalian-Canada Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought this would be innocent story... I should've known better...
strangeforver Featured By Owner Edited Jul 14, 2014
What the fangirls are thinking: O//////O - emote I'm pulling that damn curl!
kiyokoyotsukisan Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014   General Artist
me: mwahahaha....
canada: kiyoko.... wha...what are you planning?
me: curl.... mwahahaahaha.......
canada: ah... ki... kiyoko! -backs away-
me: -glomp!- gimme dah curl!
ayanna-vvision Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Note to self…never touch that damn curl again…..ever…
Unless u want sexy time with Canada!!~ <3
bluemoonjojo37 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
‘Note to self…never touch that damn curl again…..ever…’ my 2p self: scruw dat shit hells to yeah i'm gonna touch his curl. me: i-i w-would rather you n-not a-after the first t-time i can't w-walk anymoreRose blush 
EvilAngel3 Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I started reading this thinking nothing could go wrong.


Fucking Curl.....
tamakiXharuhiforever Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
um.., what's a hetaloid?
blackdreamer17 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Student Writer
kinda like a vocaloid that's an android that acts human
tamakiXharuhiforever Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
okie thanks
tamakiXharuhiforever Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
okie thanks
blackdreamer17 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Student Writer
no prob
Mochi-and-2P-Rose Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Student Interface Designer
my Canada~
Bbg100 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
Oi, Canada, your french is showing!
:iconcanadasemeplz: :iconfranceplz:
mystery942 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
dark-winged-kitsune Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
2p: must touch cur-
Me: No!
2p: b-bu-
Me:I said NO! now go and sit in the corner and think about every wrong that could of just happen!
mystery942 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Totally under stand *whispers* I have a male 2p and he went over to romono and italy on the couch and pulled their curls and I have been stuck in this room with my sweaty 2p and 2 sweaty panting italians for the last hour.... help me!!!!!
Cessepool Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
We shall not help you so enjoy the feeling before rabid fangirls attack
mystery942 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Cessepool Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*shows up in armor* I'm sorry my friend but they are too powerful. *slowly dies by fangirls*
mystery942 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Pewdelia12 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I VILL SAVE YOU!!!!!! *charges at door* Germany: Hello Pewdelia AHHHH GERMANY *hugs* *walks away with Germany forgetting that I was saving you*
Cessepool Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I needs a lvl. 3 health potion so I can fend of the hords with my spell
blackdreamer17 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Student Writer
i got a lvl. 8 health potion*tosses it to u* now to deal with the fangirls *wields a sword*  FOR WONDERLAND *charges ahead with my sword rapidly swinging it and dodging claws and teeth and cutting them down*
Ketty321 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013
Yukibow Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:iconcomputernosebleedplz: Note to self, ALWAYS TOUCH DAT CURL!<3
Part 2 plzzzz
agerose15 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Student General Artist

*touches it* 

krkr343 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013
What the heat is a hetaloid anyway? e.e?
MomoMomone12 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
An android version of hetalia nosebleed Pervy Sweatshirt 
xXGothicLifeXx Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
Note to self always touch the curl *pulls the curl* ooh so dirty :iconpervypewdieplz:
bobamilkutea Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Aaww, why not reader? kesesese~! Kagura Troll Face Plz
Canada is just so adorable! :iconinloveplz:
Kurahei Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
‘Note to self…never touch that damn curl again…..ever…’
....Nah I'd still pull it...:iconyesjapanplz:
MosdrasTheLight Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
o////o to be touch the curl again if that's what happens
TheWritingArtist0203 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'm the only one who'd never purposely touch his curl X(
x1rose1x Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013
Canada is just to cute for his own good :iconmahfeelzplz:
deathhio Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
'note to self touch that curl again' *pull the curl again* i am dirty
thunderbuddy69 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
‘Note to self…never touch that curl again…..ever…’ ** touches curl again** lol Just Kidding
BriannatheHuman Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Student General Artist
Matthew quit being so cute!!!
14pip14 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013
Another note to self: suppress the first note.
thecoaxer24 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013
Unless you want to
Phasewalker96 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG!!!!! *has a slight nosebleed and faints*
LunarRibbon Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My version: ‘Note to self…touch that curl again and see what else happens ;D’
Add a Comment:

:iconbonkers-4-hatter: More from bonkers-4-hatter

Featured in Collections

Chubby reader by thebluestchu

Reader Insert by AssassinPsyche

Chubby Reader by StardustWingsLight

More from DeviantArt


Submitted on
February 8, 2013
File Size
6.2 KB


15,718 (2 today)
352 (who?)