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“Oh my gosh…” Your jaw hung open a bit as you looked at your new Hetaloid.

You’re new Italian Hetaloid to be exact. He looked totally real with a headful of gorgeous brunette hair with an odd extreme curl sticking out.

He was thin and yet he still had a bit of muscle to his form which showed slightly through the military uniform he had on.

All in all he looked quite adorable and handsome an unusual combination for a guy but for him it suited him.

“Aww, look at (Name’s) face, I think we totally picked the right one!” (Friend 2) smiled and hugged you as (Friend 1) joined in as well.

“So, do you like him (Name)?” (Friend 1) nudged you a bit as you laughed and nodded hugging your two best friends again.

“Ya know (Name), they say Italian men love curves on their women!” (Friend 2) grabbed some of your fluff as you screamed out in surprise and swatted them away.

“Damnit (Friend 2), you know I hate it when people do that!” You bopped them on the head and crossed your arms.

“Nevermind (Friend 2), (Name), wake that adorable man up already!” (Friend 1) was cheering from the side as you sighed and headed over towards the now open crate.

You grabbed a folder that was clearly labeled ‘Instructions’ and opened it as you grabbed a small booklet from it and started to flip through it.

You started to aww as you looked at the list of the items he came with.

“I wanna see, I wanna see!” (Friend 1) grabbed the booklet from you as they started to flip through it as well and ‘awwed’ as well as (Friend 2) slid next to (Friend 1) and scanned the booklet awing as well.

“That’s adorable, he comes with some white flags, pasta and a cat named Pooky.” (Friend 1) squealed.

You snatched the booklet away from the two and flipped to the page about waking your Hetaloid up.

You scanned through the instructions and smiled as you tossed the booklet on the coffee table and headed towards the kitchen.

‘Good thing we had pasta for dinner.’ You smiled as you made a plate of pasta with meat sauce and sprinkled some parmesan cheese on top of it and grabbed a fork and put it on the side of the plate and headed back over towards the Hetaloid and his plate of pasta.

“What are you doing?” (Friend 1) raised their brow at you as you stuck your tongue out at them.

“Waking my Hetaloid up, it says to present him a plate of pasta, so that’s what I’m doing.” You answered as you reached your Heataloid and scowled slightly.

You cursed your short size and stood closer to the android and reached the plate of fresh pasta up towards his face.

“Here’s some pasta for you.” You expected nothing to happen but were surprised when the Hetaloid snapped its eyes open to reveal gorgeous brown eyes as one of his soft hands grabbed the plate of pasta from your hand and the other wrapped around your plump waist and pulled you closer to him.

“~Ve, Thank you Bella! I love Pasta!” He kissed your chubby cheek and started to inhale the plate of pasta without the fork as you stared wide eyed at the Hetaloid.

You heard your friends laughing in the background making you growl a bit.

You then heard the android place the now empty plate on top of one of the edges of the crate as he wrapped the plate free hand around you and hugged you hard making you gasp at his surprising strength.

“~Ve, hello there, I’m Feliciano and what’s your name pretty girl?”  You felt your face flush at the close contact.

“I-I’m (Name), and I’m your new owner.”

“Wonderful, ~Ve my new owner is nice and very soft!” Feliciano started to nuzzle your breasts as you gasped and tried to pry him away but to no avail because of his freakish strength as the laughed got louder in the background.

“Well, looks like our job is done here, see you (Name)!” (Friend 2) said as they poked you in the back and headed towards the door.

“Remember to call, or skype us every week!” (Friend 1) yelled this as they also made their way to the door.

You felt your brow twitch at this, they were going to leave you like this with him nuzzling your boobs like this…. What awesome friends you had.

“Hey Feliciano, take care of our (Name) up in the big city!” (Friend 2) said this as they slammed the door shut leaving you and your new Hetaloid alone.

“So, (Name), can I nuzzle you like this when we go to sleep too~?” Feliciano continued to nuzzle your breasts as his hands rubbed your back.

‘Oh God…. He thinks we’re going to sleep in the same bed….shit…’
~Yaaay!! Italy Hetaloid time!!

I hope I did okay with this.. o.o I've never written anything with Italy before so please tell me how bad it is.. q.q

I hope you enjoy this Chunky reader insert series so far! I love to write it! It makes me happy!! :D

Story (c) :iconbonkers-4-hatter:

You (c) :iconsexyitalyplz:

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AssassinPsyche Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
How naughty the other hetaloids are Italy is so sweet and innocent. Just like in real life.
Earthmonkey1992 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015  Student Artist
how can he be so damn cute and sexy at the same time?
ninihaha Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i was stuck in the pic for about five mins until i decided to scroll down XD Italy (Happy) [V1]Italy (Epic Waving) [V1] Kofuku Ebisu (Fangirling) [V1] 
UnknownKitty13 Featured By Owner Edited Jun 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
same >////< Italy Chibi (Cute Talking) [V5] Italy  :iconblushplz:
rina1999 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
*looking at the pic*
....god dammit Germany!you gave him a riding crop?!
chasitythewolf Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Me-Wait....Where's Pooky?
Feli-Ve~ In a box. *shakes a box* Found him!
Me-Poor Pooky...
Pooky-Woof woof!
Me-What the...
Feli-Pooky won't die!*starts crying* Never! He'll die!!
Me-*has left the room*
animecatM1816 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Can you do Romano please?
Human-Neko-Anya Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
-me at the begining when seeing the picture- Now let s-OOH PLEASANT PIC TO BE GREETED WITH Baby Emoticon  -at the end-CC La BEWBS
lunaflyaway Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
Your such a perv!
But that's okay!
Human-Neko-Anya Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YES LETS! *pats head* Hungary and Chibi Italy (Pat) [V6]  you may be my little partner in this~
lunaflyaway Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
Indeed, I shall enjoy our quests in perviness XD
Human-Neko-Anya Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thy quest of perviness in which thee must partake~ And what did i just say :D
lunaflyaway Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
I don't know XD
Human-Neko-Anya Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol we are pretty much derping right now XD
lunaflyaway Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014
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MangaAnimegirl1999 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Student Artist
Noooooooo.......He's moterboating meeeeeeeeee....aaaannnnhhhh!
FinnyxLivey Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014
Just saying italy doesn't do stuff like with that kind of touching. Not like that at least
DemonMinxOfGeekness Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I think he might nuzzle a woman's chest. He wouldn't do it in a sexual way but he definitely would flirt. Italy is a flirt.
Bluekhr Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014

I ended up pick up a habit from Italy. Instead of Ve ~, I have a habit of doing Ne~. Once when my mom woke me up for school, she asked " What, no Ne~ today?"

Then I though, is my habit that bad? Haha.

Cessepool Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ve~ it's so fluffy and cute I'm gonna die
Princess-By-Poetry Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013
I love this! Oh, sorry by the way, cuz' when I read your nickname I thought was "boners" instead of "bonkers" XDDDD My apologies dudette
Kriskitt Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Student Artist
So did i XD
Princess-By-Poetry Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
Oh well, awesome xD
Kriskitt Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Student Artist
mystery942 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Love. That. Ending.
Pewdelia12 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
True. Dat.
Vocaloid-Anime-FL Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YAY :iconsexyitalyplz:
HeavensSanity Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013
Ah! I love it!! Please make more!!! x3
Yukibow Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013  Student Traditional Artist

Me around People when reading: :iconbenseesplz:


Me Alone: :iconhandspazzplz:

furchild1204 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconlachoirplz: Moar? Plz'
WolfGrowl96 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
Lol i had spagetti for dinner today! XD i freaken love spaghetti :squee:
Ashydashieluna516 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Can you get these in real life? *way too desperate for hetalia*
bobamilkutea Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Whatever Italy does it's cute! :iconaawplz:
Kurahei Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Holy Pasta that Picture.
SpeedChic Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer

More please!!!!!!!! :-)
thunderbuddy69 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I will die from blood loss after reading all of these.... well if this was real i don't think i would complain ;3
RP-96Neko Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013
I have a feeling all of these are going to give me a major nosebleed attack..........
gohagosa Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
>\\\\\\~\\\\\\\\\< the part where it says he comes with Pooky, it really made me say "AAAWWWW!"
Angeltornados Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
dreamflyer1100 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconcannotevenplz: :iconletmehugyouplz:
SomeOrdinaryArtists Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
sis545 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Student Writer
So cute when is the next coming
Idontknow506 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
Omg i literally had a nosebleed! :iconnosebleedingplz:
Meg-Williams Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013
0//////////0 p please stop bello ragazzo #>3<#
EdwardElric2013 Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
shadows-unleashed Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh my god i have the picture in this on my iphone...... o/////o
m00nlight101 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I wish I had that as a poster for my bedroom wall/ceiling.
TraumTaenzerin94 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
OMG, I love it...
Nekomimi2229 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You did just fine with writing Italy. Well, you're a wonderful writer anyway~ Always happy to read your work! :huggle:
dontaskmewhy1999 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
course we're sleeping in bed!!!!
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